Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper

Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?

by Old man mechanic ass October 17, 2025

Smoked Kentucky Ass

When you blow smoke into someone's face while they are eating your ass. In Kentucky.

How about we try a Smoked Kentucky Ass tonight, since I have a nice cigar to smoke.

by Shaggy121143 June 27, 2023

apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.

What's your problem do you have apples in your ass

by Mall33 December 11, 2016

Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

Angry Ass

Angry ass is passing very nasty farts.

That dog has angry ass .

by Ebil B February 22, 2018

National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.

Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far

by EK0T August 30, 2022

Ass-Troy’d

When a guy name Troy tickles your butthole

What a weekend. Golf, Tito’s, oh and I got Ass-Troy’d

by Nosack69 March 16, 2021