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just give me my monkey

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!
by plato! November 7, 2024
mugGet the just give me my monkeymug.

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
by Microwave boy September 12, 2022
mugGet the My moist basementmug.

Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022
mugGet the Jacking My Rosemug.

My iligga

An evolutionary term formed from a derogatory term used by racists (illegal) in attempt to justify their racist ideologies and project their illegal criminal actions onto Native Americans from Northern and Southern America.

That has been turned around from an insult to a compassionate and endearing greeting amongst Americans Gen Z youth
Whats good my iligga…

That’s my iligga amigo

They hatin on a Young iligga cause they gals love us

She got love fa a young iligga
by Young gawd 979 February 21, 2024
mugGet the My iliggamug.

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself
A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one
by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018
mugGet the some body touch-a my spagetmug.
And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
mugGet the Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslavedmug.

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