Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

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mixing my balls up

Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.

bro you mixing my balls up fr

by phuo June 16, 2023

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on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

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My talking to.

A cat innit

Ayyup iv been playing my talking To. innit fam

by Lil dziondz x vagos media on y July 18, 2021

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Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

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My life

Is being deferred to other people over the thing I said on the internet that they didn't like and YOU ARE HELPING THAT PROCESS TAKE PLACE. So no it isn't anybodies choices.

Hym "You're stealing my life and if you don't give it back I'll murder your kids. I'm not doing anything differently and I'm not leaving until it's all back. This was stupid. I told you not do do it. I don't have to play along so you can salvage this into something other than the mistake that it was. I need this. You do not need this."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

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