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Ass quake

Dayummm she clapped the funky ass and made a ass quake
by Msshunnid. August 29, 2022
mugGet the Ass quakemug.

Stupid Ass Bitch

you’re a stupid ass bitch so you’re scarlett right?
by bigpoo12345 July 18, 2019
mugGet the Stupid Ass Bitchmug.

Griddy my ass

by Gucci gian September 14, 2023
mugGet the Griddy my assmug.

seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
mugGet the seamus-ass a'holemug.

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
mugGet the two seat assmug.

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)
by monotja25 July 6, 2025
mugGet the Chub Assmug.

Slap my ass and call me porky

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
mugGet the Slap my ass and call me porkymug.

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