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anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September
by The_man_17 September 25, 2020
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Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.
Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?
by A Female CEO December 6, 2016
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Dick hugger

A person who loves to run with whatever is popular amongst a group of MEN like a dick ride master A real Max Baughman type guy
Max please stop the dick hugger shit I don’t like when men on my tip
by Hebsnsks March 19, 2023
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rockin big dick

When someone is in the act of boasting about an accomplishment or a possession. Examples would be a new expensive car, or the amount of money they make.

A highkey flex of something.
He pulled out $100,000 for no reason. He’s rockin big dick.
by Bruh 23232323 July 9, 2019
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Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.
Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
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Dumbo Dick

Man that short guy sure is a Dumbo dick
by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025
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crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.
Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick
by lityungin2 January 8, 2025
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