dirty caddy

When two men are having anal sex in public then retrieve the sperm by suction and then spit it into an unsuspecting passer by's eye.

Guy 1: "Hey I heard John and Mike did a dirty caddy last night."
Girl 1 : "That's disgusting they deserve to be jailed"
Guy 1: " Haha"

by Terminator58984590 August 19, 2017

dirty drizzler

After a Peasants hockey game you put your mouth on Szabo's butt crack and he drizzels his sweat from his brown Hawaii shirt down his back into your mouth.

That drink tastes worse than a dirty drizzler.

by 1C5 August 29, 2017

like a dirty shirt

Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.

Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!

by Llife August 31, 2017

Dirty Dizzle

The worst rapper since Kid Vibe

Susan: Have you heard of Dirty Dizzle?
Barb: No, Nobody has.

by Your Beard Is Weird October 10, 2018

Dirty Paintbrush

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.

Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting

by wendypowell October 21, 2018

Dirty Dirty

Wheb you shit in someone mouth then they suck your dick with the shit in it.

Me and my girlfriend tried the dirty dirty

by NERV Delta October 22, 2018

dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on

"You ever get down and dirty doing the dirty alpes on vacation?"

by magickmarkers8 November 1, 2018