Gladiator dick

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches

Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual

by Luvitwenucallmebigpasta May 30, 2025

Dick

a dick is a penis
a part of a males body
likes to be sucked
over rated
dick head

His dick was massive
I like to suck his dick
You are such a dick head

by pooooo2323232325531 August 15, 2022

dick swo

Getting a new audio sound system for your car, with an amp, a sub, and a new display

"Yo DJ, did you get yo dick swo this weekend?" "Yes my car sounds so nice I should have got my dick swo a long time ago"

by Nole Ksum March 5, 2023

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

dick

1.Act of penis

2.Over penis
3.turned up

1.you just like act of penis , you dicken !

2.Wow this game just way too over penis !!

3.We all turned up at her party , we all doing though ....

by Johns Dicken February 17, 2017

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021