3-eyed turtle

A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.

Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?

A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'

by Chedder Cheese December 5, 2003

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

turtleh

Lacking in the genital region, a diminutive penis.

I saw Turtleh's penis and laughed so hard that I spat out my beer.

by m@mb@ November 10, 2003

Turtle

A boy who likes to make fun of people then hide before the people can respond.

calling an innocent girl a pinstripe then not telling her what it means and getting mad when she calss him turtle

by diljessika. March 6, 2010

Turtle Bag

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Turtle Bag is when you have a Turtle Head and hover it in there mouth. But instead of dipping it in and out you spin 360s so shit is spread around there teeth, lips, etc...

Joel: Ugh, I was totally Turtle Bagged by Aden yesterday...My face looked half brown he spread it around so much...

by LilAWIII June 15, 2011

the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

by rimlover October 30, 2010

The Flaming Turtle

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.

I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.

by quasdn December 22, 2016