When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.
by olive man July 02, 2015
"Win the third period" with a French accent. A phrase spoken by Vancouver Canucks winger Alex Burrows, who was doing color commentary while rehabbing his shoulder.
by neilhd March 22, 2011
An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
by C.H.Ungs October 17, 2019
Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
by Salty Q August 08, 2009
by A.B.L.E.T. May 03, 2006
by olive man July 01, 2015
by gavin March 17, 2004