Las Vegas Oil Change

When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.

Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.

by Pubes Monroe November 2, 2012

la hablar de tiempo

Just say this instead of saying goodbye. Trust me :)

Mang #1: Yo mang, I'll see you later
Mang #2 Yo mang, la hablar de tiempo

by Mr. Roller Coasters September 25, 2020

Wild la Pryor kid

A young adult who goes streaking through the night after consuming to many alcoholic beverages.

Joey: I turned into a wild la Pryor kid last night!

by Lightbeer May 7, 2013

Las Vegas Fishing Trip

You go to Sin City for the weekend and the only thing you brought home was CRABS 🦀

-OR-
You and the fellas go “clam digging” but instead got CRABS 🦀

The Wolf Pack of One and Raul Duke respectively went on a Las Vegas Fishing Trip and itches for weeks

by KilgoreTrout2019 May 18, 2019

Chupa me la queffqua

When a girl queffs and tells you to still eat her out

Lily: Hi Aaron
Aaron: Hey Lily

Lily: are we going to do it tonight
Aaron: hell yeah
Then it becomes night time
Aaron: Lily let me eat your beautiful pussy
Lily: first let me queffqua
Aaron: hell no I'm not going to eat your pussy after you queff
Lily: please chupa me la queffqua

by I'm going to rape you August 8, 2015

Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.

Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.

by Qwibby June 24, 2014

PLP (pa la pinga)

This is the Cuban version of saying “fuck it”. If you hear a Cuban says these words or text this acronym it usually means a person or situation has just been dismissed or disregarded.
The term was made popular a while back back a Cuban puppet character on the internet named PEPE BILLETE.

Example: Yo that hoe is messed up! PLP (pa la pinga), I already hit it and moved on.

This employer sucks but PLP (pa la pinga) I’m going to do the bare minimum until I do something else.

It’s 2am and pickings at the bar aren’t too great. PLP (pa la pinga), she is going to have to do. So let’s go mami, you’re too old and I’m too drunk to be fucking around this late at the bar!

by Alex Kills from Miami May 5, 2023