Flask Effect

When you feel like you can drink anywhere, at any time, simply because you own a flask

Boss - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, its okay though, its the flask effect.

Preacher - Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?
You - Yeah, it's okay though, it's the flask effect.

by mynamishodgins March 4, 2016

burro effect

The mental and physical trauma that occurs to a person as a result of being a third wheel in a date between said third wheel's friend and date. Usually involving Burro and popcorn.

"Wren said she wanted popcorn, and when I got back she said she didn't even want popcorn, she just didn't want me to be here."
"Damn that, the burro effect. That got me dun fucked up."

by Rickydaeus March 17, 2016

The Doschek Effect

The feeling of being in utter disbelief of how perfect some else is. The awe inspiring perfection that is that person. Commonly used to describe one you like.

"You're better then perfect. You make me feel The Doschek Effect every time we speak. It's not fair."

by JK_James_Kraus_3 November 25, 2016

The Harambe Effect

This is actually an off-shoot of the Anna Nicole Smith effect, which itself is derived from The Jesus Effect. It basically means nobody care or liked someone and then they died and suddenly everyone cares.

"Harambe deserved a chance, but they killed him in cold blood."
"This is the Anna Nicole Smith Effect all over again, you didnt care about that monkey but now it dies and youre all about apes rights... Hokay."
"Dont even try debating it with him, he will just pretend he cared even more. The Harambe Effect got him good."

by Mgsgta3 December 1, 2016

The Lori effect

When someone appears in your life and you become 30% more awesome.

Damn son, I used to be the lead singer in the church choir before this dude popped up. Look at me now, all swagged out 'n' shit. Boy I like the Lori effect .

by lorenzogrande November 20, 2018

The Mike Effect

When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.

He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship

by Cleaver girl December 11, 2018

The Price Effect

Giving up on something before fully understanding or even trying to understand something.

What? Does it involve more than 10 seconds of attention? Fuck it that's the price effects

by krajdakjsd October 22, 2018