Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.

"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."

by a18n May 18, 2025

Peter WAG

An arrogant batch who doesn't leave his every message unanswered such vile scum as he needs to be isolated!

Person #1: Who's that guy?
Person #2: His name is Peter Wag

by Dublix January 23, 2022

Peter Barta

A local legend in Nitra (Slovakia) commonly referred to as the patron of alcoholics.

1: What are we drinking tonight?
2: Well I have some cheap vodka.
1: Anything else?
2: Nope
1: May Peter Barta be with us then...

by TheOneUndead August 02, 2020

peter vien

small dicked entity, incapable of thinking outside the sexual realm

"How did your hookup go with that one guy at the party."
"He was a total Peter Vien."
"Damn that sucks."

by checkmysilvacuumia October 30, 2017

Peter Pan

A penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: You wanna come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Sure, but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 01, 2017

Peter Pan

Penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: Do you want to come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Ok but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 01, 2017

Peter pan

A man who doesn't want "anything serious", in term immature and forever a child.

He's such a peter pan

by Moonmee January 12, 2021