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Jordan

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.
Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what

Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021
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Jordan

You can take him out of the ghetto, but you cannot take the ghetto out of him.
“Jordan lives in the suburbs but thinks he’s too hood to use the properyou’re’.”
by amxntee January 21, 2021
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Jordan

This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East
Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-
by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022
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Jordan

A new type of a word used in social media which means *nigga* - only black people use to call there homies if a white person uses it they are in some deep shit, but thanks to the new word *Jordan* everyone can use the word!
Connor: What is up my jordan?

Terrell: What the fuck did you say

Connor: I can say it due to a new law on social media you fucking Jordan
by hotlineog April 3, 2021
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Jordan

The gayest Richmond FC fag you'll ever meet. Man mispronounces words like three and thrust by saying "free" and "frust". He is also very competitive and likes bullying Syrus a lot.
Jordan is a Richmond dud
by KocsisTheWestCoastFag July 26, 2022
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Jordan Popovski

One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
"aryan you're such a stupid indian shit"

You're such a jordan popovski😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
by ginderxd June 25, 2019
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Jordan Stievano

Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy
Girl: Jordan Stievano has a Huge Cock
Girl 2: yeah I know I tried fucking him but it couldn't fit.
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 8, 2022
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