hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned

Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run

hunting turtle by liner April 5, 2015

full turtle 

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

full turtle by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

tennessee turtle 

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

tennessee turtle by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

sea-turtle by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

Ninja turtle'd 

When four niggas gangbang a white chick

Damn my nigga! Daquan , Demetrius, Tyrone and the neighborhood plug ninja turtle'd Lauren!

Ninja turtle'd by Brosocrates August 27, 2015

green turtle lodge 

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

green turtle lodge by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.

man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell

Turbo Turtle by shadowtoothdragon April 17, 2016