Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023

Dad

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018

dad

are you back!

Dad: im going to buy the milk

never comes back

by r4erfd July 26, 2020

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad

Not the same word as Father, or dad. A person, not your father, who you deeply admire

Danny Devito is my dad (But not really)

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019

Dad

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019