When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010
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by A 21st Century Man July 19, 2010
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Noun.
A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.
A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.
Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.
Smoke, sip, repeat.
A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.
A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.
Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.
Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.
The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.
It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.
It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010
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1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011
Get the Weed-Speed mug.A short; brief statement or argument that states the punishments required for breaking the heart of a best friend.
Girl: "I'm going out with insert Randy's friend"
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."
by Harry Dick IV May 7, 2011
Get the Kinnikin Speech mug.An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.
Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!
Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..
Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..
by Lolita67 October 16, 2012
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