cotter slap

1. A slap using the back of your hand.

1. The boy said that the girl looked like Death, and the woman replied, "You better shut up or I'm going to cotter slap the shit out of you!"

by Stichael Johnvin October 22, 2010

slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

by Allie222 April 13, 2008

JACK SLAP

WHEN YOU JACK OFF IN YOUR HAND, AND THEN SLAP SOMEONE IN THEIR FACE

CHICK PISSED ME OFF, SO I JACK SLAPPED THAT HO AND LEFT!

by BIZKITS February 28, 2009

Shit Slap

A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.

Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.

by Big Bad Bulky Schultz July 7, 2008

slap and giggle

Aka AFL (Australian Football League) or Aussie Rules.

He plays slap and giggle in those gay singlets.

by io April 22, 2005

pineapple slap

when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple

man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap

by chuck123 September 21, 2007

steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010