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Chewy Poo

A dip of tobacco as said by the legendary Jamie Smart. Skoal Mint is preferred by Jamie. He also believes that "Pussy flavored chew would be a best seller" and that "Straight tastes like bark".
by Lenny2121 April 12, 2010
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poo smoothie

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.
"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."
by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007
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poo daddy

When a white dude produces offspring of the african decent
Tyrone-Ayy shanikwa have that baby yet?
Billy- yeah ima poo daddy
by poodaddy October 14, 2013
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liquid poo

This is just like explosive diarea but this name sounds cooler.
what the fuck did you do to the toilet jim?! I had liquid poo!!! GOD have mercy on the next person to use the toilet.
by devon smith April 23, 2004
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Deja-Poo

1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010
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Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010
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poo-burp

A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:

Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??

Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
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