Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

The Jack Pine

When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.

Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)

by some guy thats cooler thanyou May 26, 2020

The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

by III TTT June 19, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma April 7, 2021

i.h8.pineapples

@I.h8.pineapples is the baddest bitch alive, they are relatable and they have a great sence of humor 😩
I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf tho I am shy and awkward - killuaswifeyhaha 😭

- I hate @I.h8.pineapples

- r.i.p you dead bozo

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021