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National Throw Tall People Month 

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences
Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

Punch tall people month 

fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every day im going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you
it is punch tall people month, time to punch paul

national kick tall people day 

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day
person 2: *runs*

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

Cut out toxic people day 

October 14, cut out every person who does not make your life better
I blocked * bc she’s toxic happy cut out toxic people day

hate speech or people's personal information. 

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.
UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."