Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!
fuck you this is my retaliation you stupid tall cunts
watch out all october every dayim going to punch you in the arm or the teeth depending on how i feel about you