Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021
Get the Get out of my toiletmug. Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. Skibidi toilet is a sigma trend. It started in Ohio and made it's way all around the world. All skibidi toilets have level 999999 GYATT'S. They dislike the totally un-sigma camera-men.
by unknown skibidi toilet May 13, 2024
Get the skibidi toiletmug. When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
Get the shotgun the toiletmug. by rsin102 September 5, 2025
Get the Toilet timemug. Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.
Me: hey kid, what u watching??
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!
Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?
Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*
God: I’ll forgive u for that one
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!
Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*
Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?
Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*
God: I’ll forgive u for that one
by TheGuyThatFuckingHatesGenAlpha March 19, 2025
Get the Skibidi toiletmug.