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Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
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jams

something that jimin of bts does not have.
come on, you must have some jams, you're not jimin, after all.
by princess jin March 19, 2017
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Animal Jam

Jam made of animals, or a game for 5 year old wolf LARPers
Closet furry: *Barks and howls looks at Patricia*

Patricia: Pls give diamonds

Animal Jam
by Mrmomodad March 16, 2022
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jam-a-gram

the primary form of communication for old animal jam players
3RD GRADER IN 2017: ey buddy hop on ajpw after school i needa shoot you a jam-a-gram its about my e-bf
by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023
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JAM

Jam is what I put on my bread but,,, SHES ALSO THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND NEEDS TO REALIZE I WOULD NEVER GIVE HER AWAY FOR ANY 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓
by Josh weir October 9, 2018
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
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