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Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Mark

Mark is a cool, caring and a nice person, they might be the same as their friend or best friend, if you have a friend named mark, he might be the same as your humor and shit! He might have anger issues, but theyre haliarious! Everybody likes them and hes pretty energetic.
- i met mark yesterday, it was a haliairous day!
by Am in your closet June 15, 2022
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The Mark Effect

The Mark Effect (n.)
The psychological phenomenon in which an individual with little to no offline grounding begins to place disproportionate importance on online achievements, perceiving them as markers of superiority. Over time, this distorted valuation erodes their sense of reality, leading to an inability to distinguish between their digital persona and their real-life self.
X- Wow I'm ultimate champion in X(video game) you're so !&$#@#% bad compared to me, I also have so much more money and talent then you will EVER have.... You are useless... I'm also going to stalk and harass you till the end of times and nothing bad will happen to me because of it

Y- Dude I think you need to log off... you seem to be suffering from "The Mark Effect"
by Internet realist August 29, 2025
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Mark

Someone who would get a misdemeanor expunged.
by 5gd755hd January 13, 2023
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Mark

The hottest man you will ever meet he is a semi professional race car driver and apart of the Downey unstoppable club And a certified retard he is also has Committed several war crimes but he still has many friends but they are mostly all Apart of the downy, unstoppable club, and certified retards and has a Absolutely Rostered on Snapchat with a snap score of 200,000 and pulls so many baddies he doesn’t even know all they names if you find a mark you will be Automatic Homies, or an opp or one of his many girlfriends
by Mr clean645 February 27, 2024
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Mark

Mark as in @ningsfw on Twitter, one of the most kind-hearted people you will meet. They make the best prompts for the nsfw community and they have really good fics on AO3 as yellowjun. Mark will protect you and they will make you feel safe. The nsfw community loves you Mark. ♡
Sfw: ugh I just blocked Mark on twt
TXT: Why? They write the best stuff ; )
by BeanBunz October 17, 2020
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Mark Ray Lee

The most skibidi guy you will ever know, believes his hair is majestic, and hides cum socks under his bed. His mom is a crazy soccer mom willing to spend as much money as she can to fund his soccer career. Has a hunchback when he walks down the halls.
See that guy walking down the halls? He must be a Mark Ray Lee.
by hmyesdyews August 1, 2024
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