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Mad Horny Calob Humanoid

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!
by Mad Horny Calob Humanoid January 4, 2017
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I ain't even mad

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.
Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.
by u_so_ugly_though December 14, 2015
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Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.
by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004
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Mike "Mad Dog" Najarian

Mike Najarian, also known as Maddog, is the drummer for the Boston-based rock group, State Radio. He is from Duxbury, MA, attended Boston College, and has been with State Radio since early 2006.
Najarian is a fiercely aggressive drummer and is often the biggest source of energy when State Radio is on stage. Since his addition to State Radio, he has been accredited for inspiring an even greater sense of rock and energy in the band. To quote Chad Urmston, State Radio's lead singer, "Because Maddog plays like an animal."
"That's Mad Dog on the drum kit!"
"Mike "Mad Dog" Najarian is one sexy individual."
by Sgtcampsalot April 14, 2008
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mad inconspiciously stealthy

The ultimate amount of being stealth or hiding from someone.
o shit it's will lets hide behind this tree
by Dante Danzy March 20, 2005
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hoes mad monday

all the hoes are mad today.
it’s monday hoes are mad.

it’s hoes mad monday
by h.o.e.s.m.a.d September 2, 2019
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Sum mad nigga shit

In the department of niggalology the scientist have classified the act of doing literally fucking anything as "sum mad nigga shit".
Ay bro that's sum mad nigga shit
by Shut up Bailey March 12, 2021
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