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Kevin

Kevin is just awesome.
"hey awesome"
" I'm Kevin? haha"
by bananafan69monke March 27, 2022
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Kevin Liu

Extremely talented Chinese kid on running who acts like a baboon and dresses like a homeless. Kevin Lius are usually not attractive but simps those one kind of girl and believe their fishy stink can attract them. His entire life is Roblox and Valorant, and he never ever touches grass except walking a corgi.
Bro, stop being a Kevin Liu and go gym for once!
Kevin Liu's aim was worse than my grandma's Wi-Fi.
by fufufu_1234555 January 15, 2025
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kevin

bro is so hot like ong i cant even omg i wanna fuck him
kevin be so fine like wow fuck sesh?
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Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
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kevin hoor

The ugliest and dumbest person, who has ever lived.
He's the total opposite of Moritz Freyaldenhoven

See this Gebi? If you would call him Kevin Hoor, it would be under HIS level. That's nearly impossible
by MoritzFrey June 26, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin (adjective) male form of karen,Rat,Snitch,Cop Caller,works with Police, willing to testify against anyone to get ahead, Looking to call police on you and your friends, dirtbag
This dude is called police on me for no reason hes acting like a real kevin right now
by STAYC4L July 23, 2024
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Kevin

Ts gurt is so kevin.
by gurtpmo April 22, 2025
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