July 30

National Friendship Day

Wish your friends a happy national friendship day. Or spend the day with them on July 30.

by Stuffed.Loser July 30, 2023

July 16th

July 16th is “Leave at 3:30ish P.M. if you’re gay” day. Today is the day to show the world your pride by leaving at exactly 3:30ish pm for a movie at a theater. (The movie can be any genre.) If you participate on July 16th, you have the most pride and enthusiasm for homosexuality than ANYBODY!

“Hey, what are your plans for July 16th?”
“To leave and see a movie at exactly 3:30pm… you know i’m girlypop, right?”
“Oh!! I forgot it’s leave at 3:30ish if you’re gay day!”

by nationalholidays2 July 16, 2024

July 11th

National kiss your crush day

Make out with your crushes today on July 11th

by Dhucifiooo July 11, 2023

July 26th

National send your boyfriend or boy best friend arch pics day

Amigo 1: You did you get arch pics?
Amigo 2: No. Why?
Amigo 1: It's July 26th.

by A Horny Dumbass July 26, 2025

Fourth of july buddy

Someone to help bring in your independance with. Someone to hold your hand under the fireworks. You'll have good luck with this person.

"I watched the fireworks holding my fourth of july buddy's hand, now we're best friends"

by Skittles1991 May 15, 2010

July 23

Church camp hookup day

Joe: did you see that its July 23? church camp hookup day?

Mama: yeah I can’t wait to blow Mary’s back out

by GT_Spectre April 14, 2022

21st of july

National Jared Appreciation day!!

Yo what day is it today?
It's the 21st of july
You mean 𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ?
Abso-fucking-lutely right!

by ave xp July 20, 2022