Jordan

A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.

Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan

Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Jordanation

the word "Jordanation" or Jordanating" means a person named "jordan" jerking off

"hey guys look! he loves jordanation" "I'm jordanating it!"

by fella cancer October 1, 2025

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

Jordan

That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass

Ew it’s that ugly ass Nigga Jordan and his dad who sucks in seeds.

by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022

Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 17, 2024

Jordan

A name

This is Jordan

by Cool doggie June 18, 2021