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Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
mugGet the Screwed and jewedmug.

ela jews

"ela jews" - (from bulgarian: "come jews")
When someone is kindly asking another member of "run the jewels" discord server to join vc.
*Niki Nehev si hodi po ulicata*
Misho Lazarov - ela jews, pleshev
by maslinakroasan August 25, 2022
mugGet the ela jewsmug.

Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'
Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
mugGet the Not ALL Jewsmug.

Jew Jack

After the October 7th assault on Israel, I started to notice the proliferation of the Jew Jack in front of American homes.
by Teddy & Lucy June 13, 2025
mugGet the Jew Jackmug.

tyler the jew

makes stupid decisons thinks its okay if doesnt get negative feed back. has fat ass. no gel in hair but looks that way. has stupid friends the smart one in school but stupid in the streets. the dad of the group. has big ego at times. due to not smart friends. understandable but he can stand his ground, can be a bitch. jewish. super jewish
by cl0v March 30, 2022
mugGet the tyler the jewmug.

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.
Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.
by CT Finest October 1, 2013
mugGet the Dutch Jewmug.

Jew

My names James Addesso and I’m a jew
by Funnyguysnhighfives July 7, 2025
mugGet the Jewmug.

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