Doing the Meloni

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.

OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.

by assasin0009 August 16, 2019

doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

by Tom Reff December 12, 2007

dos quatro

The term used for some one havin to take a piss.

Bra i gotta take a dos quatro like right now.

by joseph fockner July 3, 2010

'doing a wilson'

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.

When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:

Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics

Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.

by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

To Do a niko

making a flirting approach with zero changes of success but which ends up fruitful

To do a niko: He did to her a niko when he texted her, an he got the date

by Mooooods May 18, 2021

Doing a bardo

The art of performing sexual acts on a field for a small fee.

That guy over there is a doing a bardo with her.

by Spectre97 November 8, 2020