(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017
Get the Check the Leftmug. November 6th
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019
Get the National Anal Check Up Daymug. by among us in real life2 July 3, 2022
Get the Checked Camsmug. Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.
by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019
Get the canary checkmug. A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022
Get the function checkmug. That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
by GungaDinn May 19, 2024
Get the Rocky Mountain Reality Checkmug. Venmo for old people
Charlie who is 70 gave his grandson a paper check for $50 for this birthday. His grandson asked, grandma what is this? He replied this is like Venmo but for old people.
by Nato1029 December 15, 2019
Get the Checkmug.