A break is something that happens when a person in the relationship tries really hard to make sure the other person is loved and happy while they are being treated poorly as if they have no feelings or deserve happiness back, examples being ALWAYS BEING LATE to dates, hang outs, parties, etc., ignoring you, ditching your plans because you have to do "better things" (Like a drug deal... okay), leaving you alone at a party even though they drove you and your MOM had to come get you (but it was a birthday party), and many other instances. So the hurt one tells the other they need a break for them to figure out their shit and see if they actually want to be in a relationship or not, because so far it was only one sides.
Wow, look at this cute date i have planned for my boyfriend. Oh jk, he isn't coming because he slept in and then went and hung out with his friends instead.
"Hey babe we are in a break because you obviously don't care about my feelings and unless you get your shit together then we are not gonna be together anymore, k cool bye."
"Hey babe we are in a break because you obviously don't care about my feelings and unless you get your shit together then we are not gonna be together anymore, k cool bye."
by sassychey3 December 8, 2014
Get the Breakmug. February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.
Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025
Get the International goth girl breaks into your house daymug. Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
by the bro July 21, 2014
Get the break up boinkmug. Attempting to play BrickBreaker on your Crackberry device while on the subway, in the backseat of a NYC cab driven by a complete lunatic, off roading, etc...
To improve his BrickBreaker skills, Mark began to train underground on the 1 train, become a master of shake and break
by McShanowitz December 4, 2010
Get the Shake and Breakmug. The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. 1:
Ron: Yo, things have been seeming rough with Jack & Jill, how do you think they're doing?
Nate: Jack told me she's too clingy for him, he's trying to break the stick. He's gonna break up with her tonight.
2:
Ron is planning on jumping on the branch, he'll be breaking the stick.
Ron: Yo, things have been seeming rough with Jack & Jill, how do you think they're doing?
Nate: Jack told me she's too clingy for him, he's trying to break the stick. He's gonna break up with her tonight.
2:
Ron is planning on jumping on the branch, he'll be breaking the stick.
by Nu Jerzy Devil May 3, 2010
Get the Breaking the Stickmug. you get your stig (vape) at exactly 10am on Monday the 9th of August and everyone in the world has to take a drag at that exact time
by stig break day August 8, 2021
Get the stig breakmug.