Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Get the Blindshell mug.The act of shooting into the air, in celebration or warning, with neither care nor consideration of where it will land and/or whom/what it may hit.
The city of Birmingham, AL warned citizens that blindshelling in celebration of New Years 2025 is both dangerous and illegal.
by InnocentParty December 31, 2024
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Frank, attending New Years at Times Square, was blindshelled by a bullet falling from the sky.
Frank, attending New Years at Times Square, was blindshelled by a bullet falling from the sky.
by InnocentParty December 31, 2024
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Just cracked a new Bling Wrap, it was soooo satisfying to perfectly wrap my sandwich with precision.
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Get the Blind date Butler mug.the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.
"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"
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