angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020

angry sausages

when you projectile vomit whole frankfurters at people.

i have a bad case of angry sausages

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Angry Brows

Angry Brows are usually what an individual may see when confronting a librarian. The formation of the eyebrow causes the countenance of the face to appear angry or annoyed. She is only half-way looking up from her novel, her glasses are lower on the nose, all while she deeply peers into the soul of the now petrified individual. Death may follow, but reports have been varied.

Marisa: Oh hey Mark, we should go to the library some time!
Mark: haha.. no. That librarian has some terrifying Angry Brows.

by EggCombo May 26, 2018

Angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.

Oh dude, you don't want to mess with that girls angry beaver! I can smell it all the way from here.

by Adamskiop August 13, 2016