An Islamic nation in the north of Europe, formerly known as the United Kingdom (UK). It's the most radicalized Muslim nation on the face of earth with Shariah Law replacing the Magna Carta, hijabi terroristas on every street corner, and pubs and churches converted to mosques blasting their ear deafening Allahu Akbar noise 24 hours a day.
Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 14, 2023
by yummy yum yum November 10, 2022
Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal moving to United States
Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal moving to United States
by cheesesyaf January 05, 2025
by KlintQ April 11, 2017
The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle
Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.
Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)
Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.
Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)
by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023
A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.
The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?
15lbs?
Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?
Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.
15lbs?
Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?
Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.
by mo0 December 28, 2019
Mental Health United is a peaceful group of administrative brothers who operates to forward the interests of the mental health and purported mental health.
Mental Health United helped the injured patient sue the doctor for everything including his shirt.
Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK
Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK
by Poor and Penniless December 27, 2023