When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.
by Chronic O February 17, 2015
Get the twat syrupmug. 
Twat is something you call someone when they are being difficult or cute or when you have nothing else to call someone you say twat because they are being a prick
by twatcreatormuahahah February 26, 2021
Get the Twatmug. An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020
Get the jack-twatmug. by the moyster January 9, 2013
Get the twatmug. by Mightybawbag69 November 6, 2019
Get the Twatmug. Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
by debras carer December 5, 2023
Get the twat bagmug.