Pussy Toilet

dusty. you know who you are.

Dusty: i dont tan i burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu

by kghjdfnlmsn June 1, 2022

skibidi toilet

a very horrible tragedy that has destroyed minds

son: i love skibidi toilet
father: this is the end of our bloodline

by SLIGGLE WIGGLE RIGGLE July 27, 2024

Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.

Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025

skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos

guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

What yall know abt skibbidy toilet

commented on 2019
how did bro know this

guy: What yall know abt skibbidy toilet
everyone else: IS BRO A TIME TRAVELER NO WAY

by OR64Dn45E August 3, 2024

skibidi toilet

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Guy 1: dude i gotta take a shit wheres the toilet
Guy 2: skibidi dop dop dop yes yess! !😜😜🚽 the SKIBIDI!! toilet is right DOWN the HALL I hope that YOU are NOT A camera MAN teeHEE 😂😂😂
the skibidi toilet is WHAT you USE to take your FAT SHIT!!!

by Fortnite cacalet June 23, 2024