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Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.
Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."
by Haha I evil April 25, 2022
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Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.
Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.
by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021
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how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor
Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet refers to a YouTube series made by DaFuq?!Boom. Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing ever made and is the worst piece of shit to ever exist in this world.
Gen Alpha: I like skibidi toilet!
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*
by ‌  August 19, 2024
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skibidi toilet

a type of brainrot content from the deepest pits of hell made by one fucker called dafuqboom
mostly watched by clinically retarded gen alpha mfs that always says those "brr skibidi dop dop dop" bullshit
dealing with a ST kid will definitely make you go so batshit insane that mental asylums can't cure it & will make you go on a killing spree
basically the internet version of a zombie virus
dad: hey sonnie what r you watching
his braindead kid: skibidi toilet
dad: stop watching that, its harmful
his braindead kid: whyy?????? its so fun!!!1!1!1! skibidi dop dop yes yes skidbid y
dad: i said stop
his braindead kid: nooo!!!!!! its very fun!!!!!1!!11!
dad: stop it or else you're not gonna see the light of day again
his braindead kid: noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(the kid's body was found in a target dumpster)
by clogclique November 12, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

a stupid video game little 5 years old watch and play when a big head in a toilet chases after them singing a stupid song known as Skibidi Dob Dob- yeah im not singing, or typing the rest. if you watch skibidi toilet after the ages of 7 grow tf up and go workout at the gym.
Skibidi Toilet is so fucking cringy and dumb
by makebigbucks March 11, 2024
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Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.
"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
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