sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.
Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.
by shittyinternet February 22, 2020
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Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad
by Dr wurm February 25, 2024
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Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.
She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.
by BKees May 09, 2015
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DIY Salad

The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.
I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.
by sparky3976 April 14, 2010
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Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
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meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.
After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.
by Dr Salad February 01, 2021
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