Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Salad Tossed

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

by Canuckle January 18, 2023

Turnpike Salad

When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.

Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!

by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021

TX Potato Salad

A group of Bulldogs

I have a bowl of TX potato salad!

by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018

Ceaser Salad

Rolling up some fire ass weed.

Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.

by avethegoat June 25, 2022

Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

Double Salad Toss

When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time

That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!

by DogOfDeviance May 12, 2024