Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

mike khai elle

The real way to pronounce Michael

Bob: Michael, can you pass me the ketchup
Micheal: it's MIKE KHAI ELLE!!!

by mike khai Elle December 19, 2013

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.

Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"

by Vlademir December 12, 2008

'drop the mike'

a gesture..dropping your smartphone to celebrate some sort of triumph or accomplishment
as evidenced by one image or another on the phone..very common in TV ads

And one does 'drop the mike' for emphasis of whatever

by has_te October 17, 2017

mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020