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Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
Tude Christians can be damn rude.
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
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Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.
Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.
by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017
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Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023
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Christian

Is a very nice person as has a massive dick. He also lasts in bed for hours.
Christian just made me cum
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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Christian

Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
by dulasd August 25, 2021
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