Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
Get the generous with his sausage, but stingy with his baconmug. by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018
Get the garlic sausagemug. seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.
Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?
Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?
Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams June 16, 2018
Get the Sausage Piemug. I want Sausage for dinner
by Aussieboy61 March 5, 2015
Get the Sausagemug. by when booty hit you May 14, 2015
Get the SAUSAGEmug. by Filth monger. April 15, 2022
Get the Sausage factorymug. by Sacred Meats September 2, 2021
Get the sacred sausagemug.