tits on a burning tit rod

Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!

Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!

by Tits2622 December 6, 2009

Doesn't burn down villages

'Doesn't burn down villages' is a term originating from popular video game 'Skyrim' when a character from the game states that "legends don't burn down villages". Therefore if someone 'Doesn't burn down villages' then they are in fact a legend.

EXAMPLE 1:
Charlie: Hey look it's Mr. Roberts!
Isaac: That guy is such a legend
Charlie: Yeah he doesn't burn down villages

EXAMPLE 2:
Charlie: Look, Jason Statham, that really cool badass bald guy from the Transporter series that everyone bones over
Isaac: Yeah, he doesn't burn down villages

by Frodoor December 26, 2014

Gooch Burn

When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails

Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!

by Author, Charlaine Harris April 14, 2009

it burns my eyes!

what you say when someone farts.

dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!

by qer December 27, 2009

meat burn

when u beat your meat so much that your hands get red like they've been burnt.

Tim- hey wats up with your hands, Luke?
Luke: i got the meat burns lillian
Tim: damn. sux to be you. i've never had meat burns
Luke: well wait, didnt you have meat burns last week?
Tim : ............ *punches Luke and runs away*

by jazzyoreo January 14, 2009

burning beacon of raw sexuality

when a woman has been freshly waxed,moistured and powdered,had her hair and nails done.got her hooker boot and a boostie and strutting her stuff.

Kylie anne

by kylie anne January 20, 2004

Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019