Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
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texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.
1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
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capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))
"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!
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banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.
I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!
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banana texte is marvellous

A phrase expressing that you like how you can text on the banana phone.
The banana phone is very good, banana texte is marvellous!
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