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toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places
Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.
by phlogchamp September 20, 2021
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Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.
Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.
by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
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Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.
superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021
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Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.
Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish
“RIP grandma
by Doornob July 18, 2021
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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021
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