Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 14, 2020

Group of turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange

Group of turtles

by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Nick the turtle

LBH

Nick the turtle is such a loser. He’s a LBH

by RatRunner August 3, 2025

turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(

JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019