when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
Get the Russian Schlong Whippingmug. An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.
by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018
Get the Russian-wine-tourmug. 1) A gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of Vodka, rub their testicles together in a pit or hole in the ground. This is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scrotum of each participant.
2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.
2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.
1) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by balls are chaffed."
2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."
2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."
by braincreation January 19, 2014
Get the russian ball pitmug. Having a couple (Heterosexual) preform The Russian Wistle, requires the male to stick his dick inside of the girls mouth without having the testicles in her mouth. Then the girl has to tickle the guys balls until he farts. Then the female blows on his dick as hard ass possible.
Guy 1: Bro if you want to rock her world give her the Russian Wistle
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.
Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.
Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! January 28, 2024
Get the Russian Wistlemug. by Bawleringa December 20, 2022
Get the Russian Viagramug. Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.
formerly a boob-job
formerly a boob-job
by Feroluci July 3, 2024
Get the Russian Blowjobmug. by Krytus78 September 20, 2023
Get the Russian FlapJackmug.