generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Brown Sausage Casing

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

by Perphurdle October 31, 2020

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Sausage factory

The hole in which the human body produces the bum sausage.

I just went to the toilet and made some massive bum sausages fresh from the sausage factory

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

sacred sausage

Sacred Sausgae : A name for your man's penis that you feel is special to you .

*Recives a dick pic*

Friend: Can I see that picture?
You: No this is my Sacred Sausage !!

by Sacred Meats September 2, 2021

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Sausage

The meat from the pig wrapped in the pig's intestines

I want Sausage for dinner

by Aussieboy61 March 5, 2015