Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

by Cuppy May 28, 2017

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

road itch

noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.

"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."

by xbrianx November 27, 2009

Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

Damn that girl gives crazy road rash

by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021