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poo daddy

When a white dude produces offspring of the african decent
Tyrone-Ayy shanikwa have that baby yet?
Billy- yeah ima poo daddy
by poodaddy October 14, 2013
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Fag Poo

When you have a few tokes off a roll-up or a cigarette and suddenly feel like you need to shit all of a sudden.

Usually due to the laxative qualities in mainstream tobacco products. Or a placebo effect.
(Whilst smoking a cigarette together)

Guy 1 - "Haven't had a fag in so long, this feels good"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it's alright, except i've got major fag poo"
Guy 1 - "Pfft mate, that sounds long"
by dudeydudeydudeman March 25, 2013
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Chewy Poo

A dip of tobacco as said by the legendary Jamie Smart. Skoal Mint is preferred by Jamie. He also believes that "Pussy flavored chew would be a best seller" and that "Straight tastes like bark".
by Lenny2121 April 12, 2010
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poo smoothie

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.
"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."
by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007
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Deja Poo

When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.
by dickdragondog November 24, 2010
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Deja-Poo

1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010
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Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010
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